| Herb is a slow lumbering creature. You’ll find him wearing DM Boots, shorts, a white ‘tour-style’ university graduation T shirt and a white cotton sun hat with his dark blonde, some would say ginger hair, poking out underneath.
His natural habitat is a music festival. Sightings of Herb have been recorded at Glastonbury, Leeds and Staffordshire in recent years.
After devouring a curry or some Chinese noodle type thing, while sitting on the grass, people-watching, he’ll look up, and, with an expression similar to that of the friendly dinosaur in Jurassic Park, he’ll offer you one of his potentially profound musings.
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